Little children do not know how to lie. They are still very naive and do not understand that only through deception can they obtain any benefits from others. They, stupid ones, don’t even suspect that they themselves are being deceived. The pacifier is the very first and mandatory attribute of learning to lie. Be sure to use it, try to ensure that your child does not spend a second of his time without this brilliant invention. And strive to extend its use for as long as possible, preferably until school itself. In addition, you must strictly follow the following rules of education in order to raise a real deceiver: 1. Never tell your child that you love him; It’s better to tell more often that his birth ruined your career, health, youth and, in general, your whole life.2. Never keep your promises to him (or anyone else at all).3. Always scold your child for untidy toys, tears, bad grades and behavior (it’s better to scold even for “B” grades, because only an “A” student is needed in your family).4. Say the following phrases more often: “we won’t tell dad (mom, grandmother, etc.)”, “tell me that I’m not at home”, “this will be our secret”, “if you don’t tell anyone, I’ll buy you a toy” . But at the same time, remember rule No. 2.5. Never tell the truth about your childhood; it’s better to say that you were very obedient, always helped everyone, studied well, made your bed, put away toys and dishes. Just be sure to warn that if your parents tell their grandson (granddaughter) about your childhood, they will all be lying.6. At the slightest reason, tell your child that many difficulties and problems await him in the future.7. Always make your child promise you something, or even better, swear on your health. At an older age, you can swear in writing. Sign in blood.8. At the slightest opportunity, repeat to your child that you don’t know who he is like. In this case, it would be good to say who exactly, with a specific listing of the “breed” of relatives you hate.9. Always force your child to tell you the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.10. Always make decisions for your child. Your life experience allows you to know better. Remember that any decision made by a child is wrong, stupid and leads to a crime.11. Under no circumstances should you follow your child’s lead. Otherwise, an egoist will grow up who will not be able to take care of you in old age.12. Always check your child's pockets. If you can find his diary (both school and personal), be sure to read it very carefully. You will always find a reason to yell at your child. In addition, you should definitely check his SMS, and also try to eavesdrop on his phone conversations. Otherwise, the child will follow a crooked path. It goes without saying that you should have all the passwords and logins for his pages on social networks, blogs and email. It is better to carry out checks at least weekly.13. Do not neglect physical punishment - they spanked you and raised you to be a wonderful person.14. Remember that the more a child is prohibited, the safer he will be.15. Make them do their homework as thoroughly and as long as possible. If the assignment is less than you expected, you can always force me to learn an additional poem or solve five or six more problems. The less time a child has for all sorts of nonsense, the better.16. Always and very emotionally tell your neighbors, friends and acquaintances what a dolt you are growing up. At the same time, speak louder, the child should hear you well. In addition, be sure to tell your child several times how the listeners groaned and wailed.17. Never believe a single word your child says. This is the only way you can be sure that your child is lying to you. Every time you catch your child lying, tell him about it. This way, you will definitely reinforce the process of learning to deceive.18. Always and thoroughly compare your child with other children. Be careful: you cannot make comparisons in favor of your child, this.