From the author: This oath does not pretend to be official, since it is written with a certain amount of humor, and as you know: “In every joke there is only a grain of joke...” Publications on the Internet on various sites. Oath psychoanalyst.-I swear to serve the cause of the word - in word and deed! -Use the method of “free association” in your work for treatment, and not for commercial operations; -Approach work in a good mood, easily overcoming resistance; - During the session, when bringing the client to regression, do not use repression; - Having achieved insight, do not fall into ecstasy, and having not achieved it, do not hide your eyes; -Having received the transference, do not hang your nose, and do not take the countertransference out of your mind; -So that your spouse and children do not suffer, leave all problems in the office; -Interpret dreams using inspiration; -Strive and achieve that the hidden becomes obvious, the invisible becomes visible, and the repressed becomes conscious; -Do not wait for gifts from fate, but resolutely collect payment from the client, and without any cronyism; -So as not to be left naked and barefoot, be careful there, with erotic transference; -Pay the membership fee to the association in a timely manner, thereby popularizing psychoanalysis; -And if suddenly doubts remain, immediately undergo a personal analysis; -Don’t forget to send teachers to them; -Talk to people using simple words so that your head doesn’t burst from terms; -To keep up with science, read and honor Z. Freud!